flynn rider? more like dave strider-
This is so perfect I cannot even
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH ITS PERFECT
the puns have reached critical mass
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Off the shores of Alexandria, the city of Alexander the Great, lies what is believed to be the ruins of the royal quarters of Cleopatra. A team of marine archaeologists led by Frenchman Franck Goddio made excavation on this ancient city from where Cleopatra, the last queen of the Ptolemies, ruled Egypt. Historians believe this site was submerged by earthquakes and tidal waves more than 1,600 years ago.
The excavations concentrated on the submerged island of Antirhodus. Cleopatra is said to have had a palace there. Other discoveries include a well-preserved shipwreck and red granite columns with Greek inscriptions. There were also founded two statues which were lifted out of the harbor. One was a priest of the goddess Isis; the other a sphinx whose face is said to represent Cleopatra’s father, King Ptolemy XII. The artifacts were returned to their silent, because the Egyptian Government says it wants to leave most of them in place to create an underwater museum
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SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG
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Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
dont forget that princess cookie also dealt with trans* stuff (isnt a fear but it was soemthing they did)
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nevermind nightmares without supor slime
snoring is no 1 enemy of sleepless nights
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HOW DID I NEVER CATCH THIS JOKE JESUS CHRIST NINE
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i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
Catastrophici hope you get arrested for that
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*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
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why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.
So…
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